The whole press was so aware of himself Luis Enrique he would summon players from Real Madrid or if he would play with a forward, false nine or half a pensioner, that nobody noticed the true tactical genius: becoming a streamer.

The historical mockery of the coach (his ‘relationship’ with Amunike) and his alleged favoritism and inbreeding (giving ownership to his daughter’s boyfriend, Ferran Torres, always in the spotlight) were minimized when joking about it on Twitch. In other words, the psychological flaws that can destabilize a team before a World Cup, neutralized via rural digital contact of Luis Enrique with the people. Coincidence or not, with all the focus placed on Luis Enrique’s traditional communication skills, Spain started the World Cup liberated and like a plane.

Photo: Luis Enrique, in the 1994 World Cup, after Tasotti's nudge.  (EFE/File/Kote Rodrigo)

“Luis, go to the casino”: this is how the press destroys a soccer coach in Spain

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The ball (from psychological pressure) is now in the court of the anti-Luis Enrique press who, according to the Twittersphere, was tense at the victory (7-0!) of Spain. They say that some journalists prefer let Spain lose so that Luis Enrique gets away with it. It is not true, but that only deepens the personal drama: they want, at the same time, for Spain to win and for Luis Enrique to end up at the bottom of the Manzanares hugging a concrete block, but that is a metaphysical impossibility. Divan meat.

psychoanalysts

All of this is a joke compared to the extra hours being put in by the 17 million psychoanalysts living in Argentina (probably a conservative figure) to lift the spirits of a traumatized country. The serious thing is not that Argentina lost to Saudi Arabia, which is already hard, but that champions were already seen in Argentina before starting. The reverie reached such a level that it was said that Messi I was better than ever, which is like saying that the elvis of las vegas he was better than ever.

You have to know what to ask of Messi. Just like you couldn’t ask for watermarks from Elvis in Las Vegas, but if a grand spectacle of megalomania and depravity (which is not little), Messi can be asked to score a great goal from a free kick, but to think that he is going to lift a team with an emotional block, perhaps it is another metaphysical impossibility.

That’s the way I talk

Year 3214, a new extraterrestrial civilization colonizes Planet Earth. A group of archaeologists found in a field in Pontevedra a manuscript that could explain why Man became extinct in the year 2027. The mysterious manuscript says:

“A comment for ready. There will be those who say ‘well, Costa Rica is Costa Rica’. Yes, but Saudi Arabia and Japan were Saudi Arabia and Japan and they were able to beat Argentina and Germany. There is no small enemy here. And now, what matters to us is the future. Just one word: Beware! The next one is Germany and Germany is Germany, the one that always won before and, today, almost always”. Signed: Mariano Rajoy.

Thus spoke Rajonustra.

The interpretation of the text – baptized as THE DEAD SEA MANUSCRIPTS OF THE GALLEGO MARIANO– will turn Egyptologists and intellectuals upside down for the next three centuries…

Yes, friends, Mariano Rajoy has written the Rosetta Stone of Marianism in the ‘Discussion’.

What else can we say? That in the year 3823, a Martian archaeologist will find in the Cíes Islands fifty giant sculptures of the head of Mariano Rajoy; The entire galaxy will then understand the importance of Rajoy in the Spanish imaginary of the 21st century.

The whole press was so aware of himself Luis Enrique he would summon players from Real Madrid or if he would play with a forward, false nine or half a pensioner, that nobody noticed the true tactical genius: becoming a streamer.

Source: www.elconfidencial.com

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